“Maybe it had a tail incident”

Facts, facts, facts. They’re so much fun. Here are a few for you:

Which is weird, right? I mean, I’ve always been taught otherwise. Well, that and the fact that Brittney from Glee told me that dolphins are just gay sharks. By the transitive property, isn’t the killer whale then a shark, albeit a gay one? Well, I guess that fits with their killer nature, right? Oh, here’s another fact for you:

Fun fact: I kind of want to (jokingly) give my child the middle name of Snuffleupagus.  Another fun fact: his first name was Aloysius.

Well, now I’m just on a factoidal role:

– every year, Hawaii moves four inches closer to Japan

– slugs have four noses

– an ostrich’s eye is bigger than his brain

Okay, I’m out. If you want to learn even more, you can go to this site to learn something every day.

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Refigeratoring: the action of being a refrigerator.

Summer break has officially spoiled me. I’ve been doing nothing but reading, sleeping, eating, and watching tv for the past week and a half. Okay, well I went on a bike ride or two, played some golf, and photographed a softball game, but still. I just spent 15 minutes on Google playing Pacman (it’s the 30th Anniversary. Of Pacman, not Google).

Oh, right. I also found this disturbing dance routine. It’s not the dance itself, so much as the seven year olds doing the moves. And the fact that this song will forever remind me of my PoliSci professor. And Glee.

Songs can hurt like a fist

Finals are done with, at last. I’m so burnt out, that this is all you get until I’ve recharged my batteries.

Has anyone else noticed that the “Run, Joey, Run” video from Glee this week is exactly like an American Idol car commercial the Top 8 or whatever are always making? ‘Cause it seems that way to me. Here, check it out. I mean, they even include the blatant product placement.

She’s an Odd Duck

This just can’t be true. I can’t be the only person who likes both LOST and Glee (and dad, you don’t count in this). It’s not fair that I have to choose. I mean I did. I just shouldn’t have to. LOST won out because it’s the last season and I need answers! I would start listing my questions, but I’d never stop, and it would just be bad. So I’ll watch LOST and catch Glee when it’s on Hulu. Or just watch the copy that Amanda insisted on taping.

So, which would you have chosen?