First off… Remember that post about Kanye? Well, I just got a lot happier about that situation with Taylor Swift. Why, you might ask? Because of one of my favorite role models, the POTUS. Let’s take a look: Obama: Kanye is a \”jackass\”
Oh, boy. Today is my first day of collegiate employment. Sounds like fun, right? Just wait until you hear my job description. I am a Door Guard at the law library on campus. And what, you might ask, does this job entail? Well, I sit behind a desk and watch law students, faculty, and professors swipe their access cards to get through the turnstiles. I can’t even tell you the number of times I’ve had to correct people on which way to swipe their card, but that’s okay. I’ve messed it up a few times, myself. When a student doesn’t have an access card, I get to push the button under the desk to buzz them through. It’s scintillating, really. On the plus side, I’ve finished one of my reading assignments for class tomorrow. The downside is that time passes painfully slowly and there is no Internet access for me to utilize. Wacky library fact: You can take beverages in but absolutely no food. Weird, huh?
As I’m sitting here, writing this, doing my job, I’ve been doing some mental comparisons. Real life law students v. fictional Hollywood stereotypes. For the first hour and a half, I was a bit dismayed that none of the law library patrons were as attractive as lawyers you see on TV. I know, I know, that’s TV, not real life. But as time has passed, these future lawyers aren’t looking half bad. (Literally. Half of them are pretty good looking.) But, honestly, I’m not paying that much attention to who was walking through my gates. Really, I swear, I’m doing my PoliSci homework.
Ah, PoliSci, how I love thee. My reading this week included such delightful chapters as, “A Most Secret Weapon,” “A Curtain Falls,” and “Vessels of Vengeance.” The book with these scintillating chapters isn’t half bad, excepting the albeit apt title (A Short History of the 20th Century). The highlight of my reading, though, occurred while reading about the Chinese Nationalists and Communists. It’s not like I was that invested in the topic, but I couldn’t help thinking of Mulan. That was brilliant movie. So, for your viewing pleasure, I have included one of the best musical numbers of the movie. Enjoy:
Maybe my favorite moment of all in the workday turned out to be the enthralling conversation with two of my colleagues about the office stapler. I know, I know, sounds boring. But, no. At first, it was suspected that the stapler could only hold a specific number of staples (as mandated by the government). It was then unanimously decided that the stapler was magical a la the world of Buffy.
I cannot tell you how happy I was to be able to appreciate the reference, because I- by all rights- should have been in the dark about Buffy’s awesomeness. I was too young to watch it the first time around, but thanks to the greatness that is Hulu, my 90s cult-TV repertoire has been expanded. You can currently watch the first three seasons there. I emphatically urge you to do so if you have some time to kill.
I think I’m going to like this job after all.
*Brownie points to any one who can tell me where this post title came from.
PS – This week’s grocery list: hair ties and bread.
PPS – A special thanks goes out to my roomies, Anne and Amanda, for helping me edit this post for grammatical mistakes. I really do need to bone up on my use of commas and apostrophes. The grueling process took at least an hour, or however long it takes the tv to turn off of its own accord. At least two thirds of that time was spent on giggle fits and shouting bouts. All I have to say, Anne, is “Ditch Plains!” And that my experience in the Cleveland-area spelling bee in the eighth grade did nothing to bolster my post-secondary skills.